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Bender / Sal / URL / Elzar / Randy Munchnik / Igner / Additional Voices / Mr.Panucci / Joey Mousepad / Randy / Dandy Jim / Flexo / The Chain Smoker / Yancy Fry Sr. / Robot Santa / Additional v OICES / Adult Chatroom Bouncer / Alien Disguised as Human / Angus #4 / Animatronic Whalers / Announcer / Antarian #2 / Antonio Calculon, Jr.ABC news anchorman Peter Jennings anchors what will turn out to be his final World News Tonight telecast.Four days later, Jennings informs viewers of World News Tonight, via a taped segment, that he has been diagnosed with lung cancer and beginning of chemotherapy.Hayes' Head / Security Guard / Sergeant / Shady Nurse / Solo Grunka Lunka #2 / Sound Effects 5000 / Space Bee #3 / Speed Racer / Suicidal Man / Super King / The Clear Cutter / The Space Pope / Thorias / Translator Machine / Transvestite / Underwater Landlord / Weight Loss Program Runner / Yancy Fry, Sr.The following is a list of events affecting American television during 2005.First, we decided early on that these jokes needed to be performed and recorded at some point.
For clarity’s sake, we’ve established certain ground rules for inclusion.
The following day, the show is retitled as Rap City with Mad Linx taking over as the new host.
Paramount Television and UPN announce the cancellation of the series Star Trek: Enterprise.
The oldest joke on record, a Sumerian proverb, was first told all the way back in 1900 B. Yes, it was a fart joke: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap.” Don’t feel bad if you don’t get it — something was definitely lost in time and translation (you have to imagine it was the Mesopotamian equivalent of “Women be shopping”), but not before the joke helped pave the way for almost 4,000 years of toilet humor.
It’s just a shame we’ll never know the name of the Sumerian genius to whom we owe Blazing Saddles.
I especially want to hear your stories if that intern was you.